After a long hiatus, it’s finally time for another round of Death is Not an Option! The rules, as always, are simple: Given the choice of a pair of characters, you have to decide which one you’d rather sleep with; choosing death instead is not an option. This time it’s Scary Monsters and Super Creeps.
|The Sharp-Dressed Man Matchup|
|The Gentlemen (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)||vs.||The Silence (Doctor Who)|
|The Entirely Too Much Mucous Matchup|
|Xenomorph (Alien)||vs.||Yautja (Predator)|
|The Grandma, What Big Eyes You Have Matchup|
|Martian (Mars Attacks!)||vs.||Invaders (They Live)|
|The Wicked Witches Matchup|
|Wicked Witch of the West (Wizard of Oz)||vs.||Grand High Witch (The Witches)|
|The Ugly on the Inside (Male) Matchup|
|Mr. Dark (Something Wicked This Way Comes)||vs.||Goblin King (Labyrinth)|
|The Ugly on the Inside (Female) Matchup|
|Maleficent (Maleficent)||vs.||Queen Ravenna (Snow White and the Huntsman)|
|The Psycho Slasher Matchup|
|Leatherface (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre)||vs.||Freddy Krueger (A Nightmare on Elm Street)|
|The Harryhausen’s Hotties Matchup|
|Medusa (Clash of the Titans)||vs.||Kali (The Golden Voyage of Sinbad)|
|The Scary Guys Played by Doug Jones Matchup*|
|Billy Butcherson (Hocus Pocus)||vs.||Pale Man (Pan’s Labyrinth)|
|The Smells Like Pond Scum Matchup|
|Gillman (Creature from the Black Lagoon)||vs.||Alex Holland (Swamp Thing)|
Leave your choices in the comments. And remember…Death is not an option.
*What? Too niche?