The Art of Darkness

Death is Not an Option

December 31st, 2015 by Cobwebs

After a long hiatus, it’s finally time for another round of Death is Not an Option! The rules, as always, are simple: Given the choice of a pair of characters, you have to decide which one you’d rather sleep with; choosing death instead is not an option. This time it’s Scary Monsters and Super Creeps.

The Sharp-Dressed Man Matchup
Gentlemen   Silence
The Gentlemen (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) vs. The Silence (Doctor Who)

The Entirely Too Much Mucous Matchup
Xenomorph   Predator
Xenomorph (Alien) vs. Yautja (Predator)

The Grandma, What Big Eyes You Have Matchup
Martian   Invaders
Martian (Mars Attacks!) vs. Invaders (They Live)

The Wicked Witches Matchup
Wicked Witch of the West   Grand High Witch
Wicked Witch of the West (Wizard of Oz) vs. Grand High Witch (The Witches)

The Ugly on the Inside (Male) Matchup
Mr. Dark   Goblin King
Mr. Dark (Something Wicked This Way Comes) vs. Goblin King (Labyrinth)

The Ugly on the Inside (Female) Matchup
Maleficent   Ravenna
Maleficent (Maleficent) vs. Queen Ravenna (Snow White and the Huntsman)

The Psycho Slasher Matchup
Leatherface   Freddy Krueger
Leatherface (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre) vs. Freddy Krueger (A Nightmare on Elm Street)

The Harryhausen’s Hotties Matchup
Medusa   Kali
Medusa (Clash of the Titans) vs. Kali (The Golden Voyage of Sinbad)

The Scary Guys Played by Doug Jones Matchup*
Billy Butcherson   Pale Man
Billy Butcherson (Hocus Pocus) vs. Pale Man (Pan’s Labyrinth)

The Smells Like Pond Scum Matchup
Gillman   Swamp Thing
Gillman (Creature from the Black Lagoon) vs. Alex Holland (Swamp Thing)

Leave your choices in the comments. And remember…Death is not an option.

*What? Too niche?

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