The Art of Darkness

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March 9th, 2023 by Cobwebs

I’m gloomy and stoutly built. I’m gothicc.

I was out walking, lost in thought, and paid little attention to where I was going. Imagine my surprise when I found myself in the Library of Unwritten Books.
I wasn’t allowed to read any of my own unwritten books, but I read one of yours.
It was really good. You should write it.

Who’s got ten thumbs and a lifetime ban from buying bolt-cutters?

Life is just the waiting period before your skeleton starts to hatch.

*me, teaching a classroom* ok so today’s lesson is kind of loose because some of you are in a horror movie and i need to deliver the themes to the audience. this won’t help you avoid death, but it will help you contextualize it

tarot card reading except i just make “ooo” “ah” and “wow” sounds the whole time instead of telling you what the cards mean

goth is when you put lip stuff on your eyes and eye stuff on your lips and leg things on your arms

Don’t worry about people talking about you behind your back.
Of course they do. The local villagers always have legends about the terrifying things they meet in the dark.

i’d follow him to hell and back but i wish he’d just stop going there

Ghostface is the scariest movie villain because he wants to talk on the phone.

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2 Responses

  1. xJane Says:

    I need to figure out a way to work that boltcutter thing into casual conversation.

  2. KG Says:

    We need another link dump! It’s been awhile.

    Now Ghostface just needs to knock on a door without calling first. Truly scary.

    gothicc needs to be a meme.

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