The Art of Darkness

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December 23rd, 2015 by Cobwebs

Cosplaying is for people who want to have Halloween whenever the fuck they want.
shwr_thoughts

Just once, when people ask me how my day was, I would like to truthfully reply with “….sinister”
darrinfb

Who called it a “tramp stamp” and not a “tragic back story”?
GianDoh

In Field of Dreams, Kevin Costner summoned an undead army and forced their restless souls to play for his amusement and no one said a thing.
SamSykesSwears

“Avada kedavra!” shouted Voldemort, instantly killing Lily Potter and her infant son.
The End
–George R.R. Martin’s Harry Potter
sadmonsters

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.
mkaiser323

Dogs are just wolves who decided to get humans to hunt for them. We don’t own dogs, we just work for smart wolves.
chazhutton

When you saw only one reflection,
It was then that Dracula carried you.
bombsfall

MY CURSED RUNES BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD
AND THEY’RE LIKE / ENCHANTED WITH CHARMS
I COMMAND THEM / HORDES OLDER THAN STARS
Gre_Gone

I love you as certain dark things are to be loved, in secret, between the shadow and the soul.
— Pablo Neruda, Sonnet XVII
(This isn’t funny; I just thought it was pretty and would be rather nice as the sentiment on a goth wedding invitation and couldn’t figure out where else to put it)

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  1. cookie Says:

    ” I love you as certain dark things are to be loved, in secret, between the shadow and the soul.”
    sooo,”Don’t come knockin’ if you see this coffin rockn’!”.

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