Cosplaying is for people who want to have Halloween whenever the fuck they want.
— shwr_thoughts

Just once, when people ask me how my day was, I would like to truthfully reply with “….sinister”
— darrinfb

Who called it a “tramp stamp” and not a “tragic back story”?
— GianDoh

In Field of Dreams, Kevin Costner summoned an undead army and forced their restless souls to play for his amusement and no one said a thing.
— SamSykesSwears

“Avada kedavra!” shouted Voldemort, instantly killing Lily Potter and her infant son.
The End
–George R.R. Martin’s Harry Potter
— sadmonsters

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.
— mkaiser323

Dogs are just wolves who decided to get humans to hunt for them. We don’t own dogs, we just work for smart wolves.
— chazhutton

When you saw only one reflection,
It was then that Dracula carried you.
— bombsfall

MY CURSED RUNES BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD
AND THEY’RE LIKE / ENCHANTED WITH CHARMS
I COMMAND THEM / HORDES OLDER THAN STARS
— Gre_Gone

I love you as certain dark things are to be loved, in secret, between the shadow and the soul.
— Pablo Neruda, Sonnet XVII
(This isn’t funny; I just thought it was pretty and would be rather nice as the sentiment on a goth wedding invitation and couldn’t figure out where else to put it)