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Corpse Bride Cake Tutorial

November 6th, 2013 by Cobwebs

Corpse Bride CakeMy mind, it is blown.

Heather of Sprinkle Bakes has applied her fine arts background to dessert-making, and the results are spectacular. She’s a fan of Tim Burton’s animation, so this year she made a Corpse Bride cake for Halloween. She’s also been kind enough to provide a highly-detailed tutorial, and she breaks the steps down so well that the project almost seems do-able by mere mortals. I love all of the little details, such as the cake interior matching the color of the bride’s hair.

She’s got loads of other tutorials as well; last year she did a Frankenweenie cake (with a bright-green interior), and there are several which are technically not supposed to be spooky but could easily be adapted. Her Matcha-Almond Layer Cake with Meringue Mushrooms, for instance, is a bilious green which evokes a mossy graveyard overgrown with toadstools.

Even if you aren’t interested in making a cake, the same instructions could be used for sculpting the Corpse Bride and Sparky from polymer clay. The Bride’s head would make a cute brooch.

She also has a book of her recipes available, which would be a great gift for an artistic baker.

(via When Geeks Wed)

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Trivia Tuesday

November 5th, 2013 by Cobwebs

(No prizes, but if you can answer them all without googling you get bragging rights.)

  1. Many of Edgar Allan Poe’s stories have been adapted to film. This actor has played in more of them than any other.
    A) Peter Cushing
    B) Boris Karloff
    C) Vincent Price
    D) Johnny Depp
    E) Christopher Lee
  2. The ghost of this English monarch, who ruled during the American Revolutionary War, is said to haunt Windsor Castle.
  3. The word “cannibal” derives from the name of the Carib people. What region of the world are they from? (Hint: They also gave their name to a body of water.)
    A) Azores
    B) Maldives
    C) Antipodes
    D) Seychelles
    E) West Indies
  4. The Addams Family as originally drawn by Charles Addams had no names, which he remedied when the characters were adapted for the 1964 TV series. He chose Wednesday from the nursery rhyme “Monday’s Child,” because “Wednesday’s child is full of woe.” What is her middle name?
  5. In the Wizard of Oz movie the Wicked Witch of the West appears to be largely without portfolio, but in the books she is the cruel ruler of which area of Oz?
    A) Winkie Country
    B) Kingdom of Ix
    C) Land of Ev
    D) Rinkitink
    E) Merryland
  6. The first name of Harry Potter’s professor of Herbology was Pomona, after the Roman goddess of fruitful abundance. What was her plant-related last name?
  7. In Ray Bradbury’s Something Wicked This Way Comes, what carnival attraction has the power to increase or decrease a person’s age?
    A) Hall of Mirrors
    B) Ferris Wheel
    C) Carousel
    D) Tunnel of Love
    E) Roller Coaster
  8. This actress, the daughter of Psycho actress Janet Leigh, had her film debut in the movie Halloween and garnered the title “ultimate scream queen.”
  9. The Donner Party was a pioneer wagon train who became infamous for resorting to cannibalism after they were caught in the mountains over the winter. What mountain range was their downfall?
    A) Sangre de Cristo
    B) Rockies
    C) Appalachian
    D) Sierra Nevada
    E) Cascades
  10. Area 51 is officially named this, after a nearby water feature.

(Answers below the fold)

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Cinderella/Carrie Trailer Mashup

November 4th, 2013 by Cobwebs

YouTube member Cracker76 combined the audio from the Carrie remake trailer with clips from Disney’s Cinderella. It works remarkably well.

(Why anybody felt the need to remake Carrie is a separate question entirely.)

(Hat tip to pdq)

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I am a Fugitive From a Link Dump

November 1st, 2013 by Cobwebs

Small Wee Ones – The cutest little Elder Gods you’ll see all day. Several other comics on this site are equally amusing, this, this, and this amongst them. (Hat tip to xJane)

Extreme Halloween Attractions – Roundup of six over-the-top haunted attractions. (via Cat)

Labyrinth Worm Plush – The mere fact that this exists makes me happy. (“Come in, have a cup of tea, meet the missus.”)

Haunted Hotels – Booking.com allows you to specifically reserve haunted hotels.

Spooky Ice Sculptures – These ghostly women were part of an art installation honoring Edvard Munch.

Dice Dragons – Adorable little dragon sculptures.

hiwearespiders – Twitter account run by spiders. They like hugs.

Amigurumi Evil Clown – Pattern from Ravelry. Make a bunch, strew them around the house, and expect to never sleep again.

Night in the Woods – Kickstarter for an interesting indie video game. (Hat tip to xJane)

His Face All Red – A macabre short story/comic by Emily Carroll. There are several more on her site.

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Happy Halloween!

October 31st, 2013 by Cobwebs

The Arrival by Rhode MontijoThe year has finally rolled around to my very favorite day. I usually turn the blog over to the commenters on Halloween, and this year I’m looking for true tales of the weird or creepy.

Here’s mine; it’s one of my favorite bits of family history and a great icebreaker at parties (if by “icebreaker” you mean, “make people smile nervously and edge slowly away”).

This story was related by my late paternal grandmother.* She was born in 1905 so these events would have taken place around 1911 or 1912, when medicine was on the crude side and rural folk didn’t bother with a doctor much anyway.

One of her great-aunts died, and in the tradition of the time the body was laid out at the house to let the relatives pay their respects. Normally you’d have to worry about the body beginning to decompose, but it was the middle of winter in Nebraska so they just put her in an unheated back room. She lay there for three days.

When they finally went to bury her, the body was still warm.

And…they buried her anyway.

At this point in the story I said, “Um, grandma…?” And she looked sort of embarrassed and said, “Well, apparently nobody liked her very much.”

Huh.

Now it’s your turn. Share your favorite spooky anecdote in the comments. And…Happy Halloween!


*She was alive when she told the story. Just in case that wasn’t entirely clear.

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Creepy 3-D Wall Decor

October 30th, 2013 by Cobwebs

Wall Ghost

So this is kind of awesome.

I saw this photo online (unattributed, natch) and did a reverse image search in hopes of finding the source. Weirdly, I can’t seem to locate an original attribution; there are lots of instances of this particular image, plus a few sites which have what appears to be a whole set.

I thus can’t provide any insight on how this was done originally, so I did the next best thing and asked my dad, who is a home-repair ninja. Here are his thoughts:

Get the hands, etc. from a Halloween store. Cut them so that the back is semi-flat. Fasten them to the wall with hot glue.

1. Use spackle, plaster or paper mache to smooth over them and add the “wrinkles” at the side. Paint wall color paint over them.

2. Use wet paper towels or newspaper to form the wrinkles and fill in where you want. “Feather” the edges of the paper with sandpaper. Paint over the paper with Gesso to make it smooth. Paint with wall color paint.

3. Use plastic sheeting to cover them and heat soften/shrink to form. Spackle the edges to blend into the wall. Paint with wall color paint.

4. Use thin rubber (like that used in makeup bald caps). Blend in the edges. Paint with wall color paint.

The last two are the least durable.

So. This is clearly completely out of the question if you rent, but if you want to do something super-spooky with a room in your house, it would be hard to beat ghosts coming out of the walls. It sounds like this is one of those “more time than money” projects, and it would certainly be a conversation piece. Bonus points if you make over a guest room.

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Make a Snap-O-Lantern

October 29th, 2013 by Cobwebs

(I would apologize for posting this so close to Halloween that nobody could make one in time, but they sold out of their kits and don’t expect to have them back in stock until November 8 or so. Let’s count this as “prep for next year.”)

A few years ago Evil Mad Scientist Labs posted a wonderful tutorial for turning a miniature pumpkin into a “Snap-O-Lantern” with light-up eyes and snapping jaws. Here it is in action:

They’ve recently made this even easier by offering a Snap-O-Kit which includes all of the electronics and instructions.

Since the project involves carving the pumpkin in a very particular way (big pointy teeth in front, hinge in back) that might be a little fiddly, I’m thinking that this might be better accomplished with a re-usable styrofoam pumpkin. There are miniature ones available in craft stores (especially now; they’re probably on clearance) or online plus, since the reason EMSL discourages the use of larger pumpkins because of their weight, you might be able to use a larger styrofoam version.

The kit uses a timer to make the eyes light up and jaws snap at set intervals. If you’re feeling extra geeky you could hook it up to a proximity sensor instead and have it snap when it detects movement.

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Adult Wednesday Addams

October 28th, 2013 by Cobwebs

Writer and comedian Melissa Hunter is doing a series of videos depicting the life of Wednesday Addams after she grows up and moves out of the Addams Manor. The first one is below; the rest are on her YouTube channel.

(Hat tip to xJane)

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A Week of Link Dumps: Day 5

October 25th, 2013 by Cobwebs

This concludes our Link Dump Extravaganza. We’ll return to our regular programming (and once-a-week dumps) on Monday.

Fake Hole in Wall – Easy way to make walls look damaged, for a spooky haunted-house feel. (Hat tip to xJane)

Stick Figure Costume – Great LED costume for a toddler.

Immortal Visions – Etsy shop full of lovely, spooky papercraft items.

Necromancer – This Medium Large strip amused me.

Squid Table – This doesn’t look tentacular so much as ectoplasmic.

Art of Mourning – “A resource for memorial, mourning, sentimental jewellery and art.”

21 Houses to Avoid on Halloween – I believe they mean, “21 houses to explore and maybe make friends with the occupants.”

Necronomicon Bikini – Well, that’s certainly…arresting.

Halloween Love – Whimsically weird artwork by deviantART member AlMaNeGrA. Check out the rest of his gallery as well.

Bat Drawer Pull – Attractive metal drawer handle.

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A Week of Link Dumps: Day 4

October 24th, 2013 by Cobwebs

The 1900 Letter – Etsy store full of gorgeous, elegantly creepy, stationery. (Hat tip to xJane)

Bee Orchid – This xkcd cartoon is surprisingly touching.

Halloween Decor – Sin in Linen has several attractive items.

Sugar Skull Cameos – Cameo jewelry repainted to look like calaveras.

Brain Pincushion – Clever and unusual method of making a startlingly realistic fabric brain.

Creepy Doll Head Shakers – Salt and pepper shakers shaped like old-fashioned porcelain doll heads.

Multiverse Holiday Cards – These would be amusing to send to overly-religious relatives.

Trick-or-Treating – This sweet little drawing comes with a “sad and creepy feels” warning. (I’d like to link to the original, but the URL in the watermark appears to be dead.)

Nevermore – Kickstarter campaign for a movie adaptation of a successful play about Poe’s life.

Top 10 Creepiest Graves – “Creepy” is a definite misnomer, but some of these sites sound interesting.

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