ThreadBanger’s Extras page has some cute (if “cute” is the right word) stencils and patterns for anti-Valentine crafts.

As a bonus, they also feature a tutorial (and video) for making boxer shorts out of a pillowcase and embellishing them with this stencil. The boxers look easy enough that there’s probably time to make them by tomorrow if you want to send your sweetie mixed messages.

This cocoa skull over at Skull-a-Day reminded me of how easy it is to decorate cakes with stencils. It’s a fun way to add a touch of professionalism to your baked goods.

You can buy premade stencils, or simply find a design you like and cut it out of cardboard or heavy paper. Make sure that the stencil will fit on top of the cake with at least a small margin on all sides, and remember that fiddly little details will probably all run together into a blob.

Ice your cake, wait ten minutes or so until the frosting has set, then spray the top surface of the stencil with cooking spray so your sprinkly stuff will stick to it and not fall back onto the cake when it’s lifted.

Lightly lay the stencil on top of the cake (make sure you center it), then sprinkle something with a contrasting color (e.g., cocoa powder or tinted sugar for white icing, powdered sugar for chocolate icing) evenly over the top. Be careful not to pile it up too much or you’ll get a mini-avalanche when you lift the stencil.

Slowly lift the stencil straight up, taking care to keep it level. See? Easy!

If you want to try a more intricate design, use a pinhole stencil:

• Place the design you want to use on a piece of styrofoam or heavy cardboard.


• Lay a piece of waxed paper over top, and use a corsage pin to punch holes about 1/4″ apart in the shape of the design.


• Make a “puff” by cutting off the foot of a clean pair of nylon stockings, putting in some cocoa powder or powdered sugar (tinted sugar crystals are too big), and knotting the end.


• Place the stencil on the cake and lightly whap it all over with your powder puff.


• Carefully lift off the stencil and admire your handiwork.

Valentine’s Day is coming up, so now’s the perfect time to give your sweetie a decadent chocolate cake with a skull on top. Hey…love hurts.

The SleeveFace group on Flickr is devoted to photos of people holding album covers over various body parts, thus creating a composite. Some of them are funny; some, like this one by user Talbot_Ridgway, are creepy as hell.

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There’s a second, similar group, called LP Portraits, too.

Lucy at My Byrd House is celebrating the Chinese Year of the “Mouse” with a tutorial on these cute mouse pincusions.

It’s actually the Year of the Rat, but we won’t quibble. In addition to their intended use, these would be cute as a child’s toys or cubicle accessories. Make a bunch of them and reenact the climactic scene from Willard.

Link (via CRAFT)

This knife block made its debut a year or so ago, but it wasn’t available outside of Italy until more recently. I’m amused to see that now there’s a similar toothpick holder, which ought to unnerve dinner guests.

In a similar vein (har!) check out this pen holder. I think I need one of these on my desk at work. The rubber iguana and the stress ball shaped like a human heart are beginning to lose their impact.

Evil Mad Scientist Labs is a wealth of fun and fiendish project ideas. They have a truly inspired tutorial for making edible googly eyes out of gelatin capsules. The project includes instructions for making candy Flying Spaghetti Monsters using the finished eyes.

I can see a lot of cookies getting eyeballs in the very near future.

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I was buzzing around on we*heart*prints the other day, and came across this gorgeous print by Sylvia Ji.

This is her take on La Calavera de la Catrina, a common Mexican folk-art symbol which represents the idea that the rich and fashionable die just like everybody else. I love the soft lines of this art, and the details like the spiders hanging from her hat. The inspiration is Mexican, but she kind of puts me in mind of some of the voodoo loas.

Anyway, I’m thinking this might also be a most excellent costume for Halloween this year. I’ve been in the mood to make a big ornate hat, and the face makeup looks like a lot of fun. I might go a little more Victorian for the dress, though; I have a thing for bustles.

Here’s the link to the print on we*heart*prints; they’ve got all kinds of other moody, evocative artwork to browse through.

This eerie photo of four cats by Ivan Capraro really makes you wonder what they’ve got in mind. Opinion is split on whether this was Photoshopped or just a lucky shot, but either way it’s spooky as hell.

(via Museum of Hoaxes)

It’s our birthday. Our first one. We didn’t say anything earlier, because, well, we didn’t want to make you feel like you had to find a cute e-greeting card to send us.

As of today, we’ve been blogging a whole year. Go, us!

(I’m not sure why I’m speaking in the third person, since I’m the only one who writes this blog, but apparently I have delusions of grandeur. Sometimes I get together with Mr. Stapler, Ms. Paperclip, and the Binder Family and pretend we’re a multinational corporation.)

To celebrate the occasion, I’m giving a free jar of bath salts to one lucky commenter. Leave a comment describing something interesting about yourself by next Friday, and I’ll choose one of you at random. (I know you’re out there. I can hear you breathing through my monitor.)

Free stuff for talking about yourself! What could be better?

Patterns from the Past sells recycled sewing patterns from the turn of the (last) century to present day. If you like the look of vintage clothing but the second-hand shops aren’t fulfilling your needs, now you can make your own.

I love retro style (well, the 70’s we could have done without), and it’s fun to browse these patterns and see what the “look” of each decade was.

Link (via ThreadBanger)