The best way to end an argument with a significant other is to light some candles and run a hot bath. Once they’re in it you add a toaster.
— AinsleyofAttack

The Rogue Entomologist’s bug art, particularly the Off with Their Heads series, featuring praying mantis corpses dressed up in little costumes.

ZombieHarmony – “Because the Apocalypse doesn’t have to be lonely.” (Viral ad for a real dating site. Still funny.)

Scary Sleepover – Addictive little online game in which you try to scare a kid out of a haunted house using various “props” like talking portraits and flocks of bats.

Adopt a Microbe – “Hi there, I’m VZV. My family is the Herpesviridae family….”

Although I can accept talking scarecrows, lions and great wizards in emerald cities, I find it hard to believe there is no paperwork involved when your house lands on a witch.
–Dave James

Recent spam headlines I have received: “Set your wife on fire,” “Fondle all her internal nerve endings,” “Blow your lady’s mind into bits.” I’m clearly being spammed by H.P. Lovecraft.