The Art of Darkness

Along Came a Link Dump

September 3rd, 2010 by Cobwebs

Blood Lollipops – Easy instructions for making lollipops that look like they have swirls of blood inside.

Cthulkhelele – Neil Gaiman posted this Lovecraft-inspired ukelele on Twitter.

6 Boring New England Destinations Made Awesome by H.P. Lovecraft – A roundup from Topless Robot.

Angel and Devil Earphones – Cute “which side are you on?” earphones by Kawaii.

Gothic Egg Cups – Eggcups shaped like skulls with accompanying femur-handled spoon. Very pretty, but well out of my price range.

Take My Hand and Follow Me – Limited-edition monograph of the papercraft art of Mon Petit Fantome

Murder Ink Notepad – Man, FRED is just taking this figures-stabbed-with-various-objects thing and running with it, aren’t they?

Daily Parasite – Your daily dose of squick. (Hat tip to Empress Pam)

Binary Ouija – This just amused me.

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I Don’t Really Want a Smart Phone…

September 2nd, 2010 by Cobwebs

…but I’d happily use one of these monsters.

I don’t speak German, but the gist of the ad appears to be that the O2 phone plan is a better deal than whatever you’re currently using. I think it’s terrible; insert a chip to lobotomize your monster? Never!

(via BoingBoing)

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Ashes to Ashes, Funk to Funky…

September 1st, 2010 by Cobwebs

RIVHere’s a unique way to deal with your mortal remains: Have your ashes pressed into vinyl records.

For £2000 UK company And Vinyly will press small amounts of cremains (yours, a relative’s, or even a pet’s) into 30 vinyl records, along with up to 24 minutes of sounds of your choice. For an additional fee, they offer custom portrait sleeves, music composed specifically for you, and a range of other services.

I’m having trouble coming to grips with whether this is a legitimate business or an elaborate prank in the Bonsai Kitten mold. The Website is both extremely sparse and a bit amateurish, plus it includes a prominent link to Death to Vinyl, the record label belonging to And Vinyly’s founder. All mentions of the company elsewhere on the Web seem to be only a few days old–which smacks of a coordinated blitz of press releases–and there don’t seem to be any testimonials from anyone who’s used the service (presumably for a relative or pet). Taken together it all seems rather suspicious.*

Anyway, if it’s legitimate it’s an extremely unique idea. What soundtrack would you include on a record containing your ashes?

(Hat tip to pdq)

*In particular, the section of the Price Guide which mentions that you get the contract to sign after forking over a £500 deposit gives me pause.

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