The Art of Darkness

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September 14th, 2010 by Cobwebs

The weirdest part about being a parent is having to pretend to your child that the world makes sense.

I’d like to tell you I can keep you safe Son but lets be realistic here, we’re dealing with a closet that has a God damn monster in it.

I bet Edward Scissorhands is very much afraid of Edward Rockhands.

What doesn’t kill you is busy learning your weak spots.

The USPS revealed a new wedding stamp today featuring pansies. If this is their way of acknowledging gay marriage, I call Bullshit.

Saw a kid wearing ripped up clothes while getting out of a ’89 Bronco II. I told him how awesome it is here in the future.

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