The Art of Darkness

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September 14th, 2010 by Cobwebs

The weirdest part about being a parent is having to pretend to your child that the world makes sense.

I’d like to tell you I can keep you safe Son but lets be realistic here, we’re dealing with a closet that has a God damn monster in it.

I bet Edward Scissorhands is very much afraid of Edward Rockhands.

What doesn’t kill you is busy learning your weak spots.

The USPS revealed a new wedding stamp today featuring pansies. If this is their way of acknowledging gay marriage, I call Bullshit.

Saw a kid wearing ripped up clothes while getting out of a ’89 Bronco II. I told him how awesome it is here in the future.

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  1. xJane Says:

    …and, I am now officially following @JerryThomas, whomever the heck that is.

  2. WitchArachne Says:

    Holy holy crap.
    I follow our old PM, Kevin Rudd (on Twitter, not in real life) and in subscribing to Jerry Thomas’s tweets I discovered that he also is subscribed to Jerry Thomas. WTF. Our ex-PM has a sense of humour.
    I guess that would explain why he’s still following me despite the swearing :D

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