The Art of Darkness

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November 5th, 2014 by Cobwebs

Throw a baby badger so high that when it lands on your enemy it’s fully grown and very upset. You left town years ago. The perfect crime.
ceejoyner

How much do my dead bfs ashes weigh? Enough to break the ice. I’m Stephanie.
smickable

If you think about it, a skeleton is chewing all your food.
HidetakaMiyazak

Grown ups ask kids, “What do you want to do when you grow up?” because we’re looking for ideas.
wesjohnson8

SO TIRED of clapping happily when a kid takes more than 1 try to blow out birthday candles. His wish is screwed, why are we ignoring this
KenJennings

To me manslaughter sounds way worse than murder. They should change it to something like murder-whoopsie.
WHEREISWALTJNR

yes we still need feminism
the lack of female serial killers is no accident, women are discouraged from serial killing at a young age
mallelis

Having a pet in the house is good. You can blame all suspicious sounds on it when your in bed. *BANG* What was that!?…it was just the fish
FillWerrell

I wish TV shows were like sports: held a draft & traded actors mid-season. “AMC picks up Peter Dinklage to finish season six as Don Draper.”
screencuisine

For a quiet ride, buckle the empty seatbelt beside a child and tell them not to wake up the ghost.
ceejoyner

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