The Art of Darkness

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February 17th, 2016 by Cobwebs

All humans born in the future already exist, it’s just that the matter they’re made from is dispersed.
xeLnitraM

There are different versions of you living within the minds of others. I wonder how different they all are.
doubledoorsd4

how fucked up would it be if an astronaut was coming back to earth and everybody hid for a bit
dajo42

Guy in heaven: Impossible, I died in 1890
Me: But I’m SURE I know you
G: ……Fine.*sigh* I’m told I’m in something called the “Cheers credits”
KenJennings

Since bat wings are just skin stretched between elongated finger bones, bats fly through the power of jazz hands.
thatmeddlingkid7

vampires always like “i could kill you if I wanted” like? yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you arent special
glassraptor

My doctor won’t go away. I know what you’re thinking but he has been eating small pieces of apple over many decades to build up an immunity.
TheToddWilliams

“I’ll take movies for $500 Alex”
Tim Burton directed this dark tale starring Johnny Depp & Helena Bonham Carter
“You gotta be kidding me”
SteveSuckington

My imaginary friend has a real friend.
Elijah6053

[in this tweet I’m the janitor who works in the nightclub from the beginning of the movie Blade, arriving to work]: oh god dammit
iscoff

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