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him: you’re a riot
me: which one
him: haha it’s an expres-
me: i am the haymarket riot of 1886
him: ok…
me: im not some potato riot
— tamizdatum
Everyone forgets Poundfoolish, his less successful younger brother who flunked out of evil clown college.
— muskrat_john
I made voodoo dolls of my dogs just so I could still rub their bellies while I’m at work.
— drinksmcgee
Fun: watch any old movie and note when you could stop the plot cold with a cell phone.
— MJMcKean
Seriously, though, fanart has been, like, 80% of art. It’s just that for a long time Jesus was the only fandom.
— SamSykesSwears
EVERY DOG LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE JUST INFORMED IT THAT IT IS A DOG AND THE NEWS IS VERY EXCITING
— SICKOFWOLVES
an app called airDnD where traveling nerds can find a role playing group to join for a night
— rebeccawatson
A creepy guy in the mall just winked at me and said “Hey doll” so I was like fuck you pig I’m an ACTION FIGURE.
— OhNoSheTwitnt
concept: old necromancer grandma brushing down all of her skeleton minions every night before bed with a toothbrush and a shit ton of toothpaste
— l-nobby-l
Concept: Werewolves with irregular shifting cycles
“Yeah, I haven’t shifted in, like—” *checks app* “—42 days? So I’m just chaining myself up in the basement every night, you know? A bit annoying, but it saves on mess.”
— krfabian
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