I’m gloomy and stoutly built. I’m gothicc.
— jessnevins

I was out walking, lost in thought, and paid little attention to where I was going. Imagine my surprise when I found myself in the Library of Unwritten Books.
I wasn’t allowed to read any of my own unwritten books, but I read one of yours.
It was really good. You should write it.
— MicroSFF

Who’s got ten thumbs and a lifetime ban from buying bolt-cutters?
— Brainmage

Life is just the waiting period before your skeleton starts to hatch.
— cheeseanonioncrisps

*me, teaching a classroom* ok so today’s lesson is kind of loose because some of you are in a horror movie and i need to deliver the themes to the audience. this won’t help you avoid death, but it will help you contextualize it
— SweetNAwful

tarot card reading except i just make “ooo” “ah” and “wow” sounds the whole time instead of telling you what the cards mean
— teathattast

goth is when you put lip stuff on your eyes and eye stuff on your lips and leg things on your arms
— melaniefangz

Don’t worry about people talking about you behind your back.
Of course they do. The local villagers always have legends about the terrifying things they meet in the dark.
— all_shall_love

i’d follow him to hell and back but i wish he’d just stop going there
— buckykingofmemes

Ghostface is the scariest movie villain because he wants to talk on the phone.
— BrianLynch