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Be the strange you want to see in the world.
— clarkekant
What’s really scary about guys with cobwebs tattooed on their elbows is that you don’t know where the spider is.
— AinsleyofAttack
The worst thing about getting cooties is having to contact all your old freeze tag partners
— FilthyRichmond
My new favorite thing to do at work is slip a kid $20 while his parents aren’t looking and quietly whisper: “This is from your real father.”
— wheatnik
I wouldn’t be so scared of spiders if they were wearing tiny shoes.
— Just_Alison
I think it would be a shame if Bruce Willis doesn’t have “He was dead the whole time” written on his tombstone.
— NickadooLA
“YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME?” – A very annoying leper.
— BDGarp
I bet Michael J. Fox is just shaking his head at this new Teen Wolf.
— thesulk
“Glenn, don’t put me in any more songs.” — Glenn Danzig’s mother
— juliussharpe
Next time you see someone with freckles, try not to picture a tentacle erupting out of each one.
— sween
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