The Art of Darkness

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June 22nd, 2011 by Cobwebs

Be the strange you want to see in the world.
clarkekant

What’s really scary about guys with cobwebs tattooed on their elbows is that you don’t know where the spider is.
AinsleyofAttack

The worst thing about getting cooties is having to contact all your old freeze tag partners
FilthyRichmond

My new favorite thing to do at work is slip a kid $20 while his parents aren’t looking and quietly whisper: “This is from your real father.”
wheatnik

I wouldn’t be so scared of spiders if they were wearing tiny shoes.
Just_Alison

I think it would be a shame if Bruce Willis doesn’t have “He was dead the whole time” written on his tombstone.
NickadooLA

“YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME?” – A very annoying leper.
BDGarp

I bet Michael J. Fox is just shaking his head at this new Teen Wolf.
thesulk

“Glenn, don’t put me in any more songs.” — Glenn Danzig’s mother
juliussharpe

Next time you see someone with freckles, try not to picture a tentacle erupting out of each one.
sween

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