The Art of Darkness

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December 20th, 2011 by Cobwebs

On the other hand, a zombie apocalypse would do wonders to clean up my Facebook friend list.
thedayhascome

Roses are red, violets are red, sugar is red, I think I bled on my violets and sugar.
meganamram

I know “Bambi” was just a movie, but I haven’t seen Bambi’s mom in any other movies and I’m starting to get worried.
sucittaM

Dear obituary writers…there is no way someone who is 90 years old can ‘die suddenly’.
VerifiedDrunk

Natural science: rhinoceros is to triceratops as Creed is to Slayer.
AinsleyofAttack

All of my horcruxes are cheese.
Andy_Richter

“Hey look my phone has full signal and my car started up just fine!” – dialogue in a very short horror movie
robfee

Twilight movies are like the girl version of watching the Superbowl. In that they can only be enjoyed when really drunk.
The Bloggess

Every year Santa appears in a sincere pumpkin patch and confuses the hell out of a small boy holding a blanket.
angrysantaelf

Last time I saw tiny tots with their eyes all aglow, i was in The Village of the Damned.
‎– JerryThomas (hat tip to xJane)

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  1. xJane Says:

    HA! You do lurk on Twitter!

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