going to sign every cast with “sorry I pushed you down a well”
Next time you’re on an elevator with a stranger say, “If the doors open and it’s all zombies, let’s team up.”
The Hobbit is so unrealistic. How are that many guys with beards not in a band
What exact year did “making love” stop meaning “wooing someone” & start meaning “doin it”? I bet there were some hilarious mixups that year!
My kids have been so awful today I keep expecting the Oompa Loompas to appear and sing songs about them.
I dress like a time traveler in a romantic comedy trying to figure out what people wear.
Live your life like if those Pac-Man ghosts were chasing you.
Watching Gremlins. Obey the rules FFS! If I was in this film, it would just be 90 mins of a safe dry Mogwai in lots of different outfits.
Learning what it means to be a man. Got woken in the night by our daughters music box slowly playing a lullaby and was only medium terrified.
– Anonymous (seen here)
1. Dress as surgeon. 2. Stand in hospital corridor holding deer antlers. 3. Shout into phone, “WE CAN’T KEEP PLAYING GOD!”