This entire list is courtesy of Twitter user rolldiggity, who has some splendid ideas about sowing a little chaos.

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1. Fill a calendar with the names and dates of recent local murders. 2. Add several future names. 3. Leave it on the work photocopier.
— rolldiggity

Fun Game: Drive up to a park in a windowless van, jump out the back wearing a mask, aggressively pick a handful of flowers, and drive away.
— rolldiggity

A good conversation starter is to fill your coat closet with claw-torn shirts and pants labeled “Full moon clothes”.
— rolldiggity

1. Dress as puppet. 2. Stand in elevator with strings running from your limbs to ceiling. 3. Whisper, “Help me…” as other passengers enter
— rolldiggity

Fun camping game: Stand in a clearing, and wait for people to catch you in the act of throwing a wheelchair and tiny backpack in the river.
— rolldiggity

A fun way to rent a car is to say you’ll need 8 child seats and then ask if your car is “easy to crash.”
— rolldiggity

1. Sit in stall of crowded bathroom. 2. Shout into phone, “Bring the money or the children are dead!” 3. Exit stall and make small talk.
— rolldiggity

Fun Game: 1. Stand in middle of packed elevator. 2. Murmur, “Please… not here…” 3. Begin shaking live mice out of pant legs.
— rolldiggity

Seeing how many weeks in a row the grocery store will make me a “Sorry I Killed Your Dog” cake before they call the police.
— rolldiggity

Fun Game: 1. Walk into Porta Potty with small dog. 2. Hide dog in your backpack. 3. Walk out empty handed, whistling and twirling leash.
— rolldiggity

Waiting to see how long it takes the library to notice all the books I’m returning have “HELP ME” written in blood on the inside cover.
— rolldiggity

1. Sit down next to stranger on park bench. 2. Place an envelope beside him. 3. Whisper, “It has to look like an accident.” 4. Walk away.
— rolldiggity

I had to buy 20 different Golden Retrievers last month, but it was worth it to make my neighbor think his dog was turning back into a puppy.
— rolldiggity