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IDEA: rental ghosts to create “cold spots” in houses during heat waves.
— KenJennings
I’m a morning person. Then, around noon, I turn into a horse.
— mikeleffingwell
spiders are just wee furry eight-leggedy things; think of them as two kittens taped together and you’ll be fine
— Friend of xJane’s seen via FB
Literally thousands of chameleons in your house right now and you don’t even know it.
— weinerdog4life
PREQUEL: “Goddamned Mohicans Everywhere.”
— MiahSaint
did you know? goths have 50 different words for despair
— IamEnidColeslaw
a baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear, unless it’s 3 am and you’re home alone and you don’t have a baby.
— iphone420s
You never hear about a new ghost. “Oh yeah, this place is haunted since Jeff died last Tuesday.”
— juliussharpe
the movie “se7en” but each murder is based on a different dwarf
— twice_mustard
SEX TIP: keep track of multiple orgasms in the voice of The Count from Sesame Street.
— KenJennings
Posted in Funny Peculiar | 2 Comments »
July 24th, 2013 at 3:01 pm
Murder by sneezes.
July 26th, 2013 at 12:35 am
I would totally watch that version of se7en!