The Art of Darkness

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August 28th, 2013 by Cobwebs

Quick! What’s that behind you?? Haha sorry. Just a prank. Made you look! It’s actually rushing at you from the side.

A good reality show would be if we woke up all our coma patients in the ruins of a hospital in an abandoned city.

Spiders crawl into sleeping people’s mouths. People are too busy to go to the dentist. This is when I introduce my new idea: Dentist spiders

Science fiction movies, why do you think any one-syllable word can be a street drug. Blip. Crust. Ham. Stork. Greg.

sometimes i cry when i chop vegetables other than onions, just so the onions don’t think they’re ugly or something

If you pull a lizard’s tail off, it will grow back. If you pull it off again, the lizard will be like “dude.”

I’ve woken up looking like the imaginary friend of a particularly disturbed child.

Pretty unfair that sharks get a whole week and vampires only get a weekend.

A ghost walks into a bar. The bartender says “I feel cold.” The ghost lingers for years. The bartender grows despondent, lost.

“Hi?” -First cow being milked

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  1. xJane Says:

    I was so disappointed that I didn’t like Vampire Weekend’s music because I loved their name. It presents so many questions.

  2. jeanne e. Says:

    holy cow, i felt the exact same thing about vampire weekend. i tried.

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