Dead and Breakfast Sign
This is one of those projects that’s been languishing in my Drafts folder as other shiny objects catch my eye, and it’s languished so long that its original source has vanished. I’m fairly sure that I originally saw it in Better Homes and Gardens’ outdoor Halloween decorations, but after slogging through their insanely irritating slideshow it ain’t there, and all other roads lead to Pinterest. Oh well; I don’t recall the original source including instructions, so we’re on our own anyway.
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Although probably intended as a seasonal Halloween prop, this is attractive enough to leave up year-’round (although I’d probably just put the crows up seasonally, lest they mildew). The upright appears to be a reclaimed porch column, and the crossbar is a piece of recycled 2×4. There are numerous places to buy or salvage recycled wood (google around for a local source), or you can fake-distress lumber from the hardware store.
Putting this together would require some tiny amount of woodworking skill–you’d need to be able to drill holes to attach the chains, and nail pieces to other pieces–but it wouldn’t require great depth of knowledge. You don’t have to saw anything for the sign (although if you are a woodworker you can get fancy and make your own custom shape): There are plenty of reasonably easy tutorials for making simple signs from precut wood. I particularly like this one, which uses a small tabletop, but this and this are also good resources.
Stencil the sign with your name, and you’ve got a wonderful yard decoration. If you intend to leave it up permanently, you’ll probably want to dig a proper post hole and sink it there. For a seasonal decoration, nail the post to a wooden base large enough to stabilize it; you don’t want it knocked over by the wind or errant trick-or-treaters. The sign by itself would also be an attractive wall decoration in a rec room or kitchen.
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March 6th, 2014 at 2:00 pm
OMEGs, this is brilliant! I’m especially in love with the “vacancy” sign and all that it implies. I’m toying with the concept of vacancies being “negotiable” but amn’t sure how that would be done with the class that a sign like this requires.
(Also, your comment about the crows is funny since, where I live, the problem would be them fading.) Is there a way of attracting live crows on a regular basis? I’m thinking french fries.
March 8th, 2014 at 11:28 pm
My dad’s scroll saw is 4 hours away, so cutting wood is out of the question. BUT today I saw some thin decorative pieces of laser-cut wood at Michael’s that I think might work. I’d have to hang it close to the door in case of inclement weather, but I think it might work. So much excite!