The Art of Darkness

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December 31st, 2013 by Cobwebs

at this point we should declare Waldo legally dead and move on with our lives
lawblob

I bet anyone who’s had to fight a bear has snuck at least one hug in
nachosarah

Why do people try to trick babies into thinking airplanes are delicious?
lafix

every year you pass your birthday and know that you were born that day but every year you pass your death day and have no clue
iphone420s

fact: you eat 28 spiders in your lifetime. always 28. if you are about to die and you have only eaten 3 then 25 spiders arrive at once
egg_dog

You can’t get blood from a turnip. You need blood? I can totally get you some blood. Set the turnip down and follow me to the blood.
NightValeRadio

I’ll know we’ve reached a new era of equality when my daughter is afraid of the boogiewoman under her bed.
juliussharpe

Siri do Duckburg nativity scenes have an egg in the middle?
wonderella

As a mortician, I always tie the shoelaces together of the dead. Cause if there is ever a zombie apocalypse, it will be hilarious.
CalebWilde

A fun way to meet new people is to stand on the edge of a public bridge, shaking a baby stroller upside down over the side.
rolldiggity

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  1. xJane Says:

    I am in love with that boogiewoman #deepthought, but I really want to retweet the spider one. Mostly to freak out my cousin who hates spiders and will shudder at the thought of 25 of them. Muahaha.

  2. Sisifo Says:

    I’m going through lawblob’s feed and I think my followers are going to leave me because I’ve already retweeted about ten of those posts just looking for the one up there.^

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