The Art of Darkness

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March 25th, 2014 by Cobwebs

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough
Lit Pimp Queen

Seven Deadly Sins (updated): PWN’D, NOM, FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU, WANT, WANT, WANT, and meh.

“You’re not the person I fell in love with!” is a fun thing to say to anyone who isn’t the person you fell in love with.

A good way to make a car dealer uncomfortable is to say, “Tell me if you can hear this,” and then get in the trunk and start screaming.

I make sure people who claim they don’t have time for my nonsense remember they weren’t doing much when I found them so actually, they do.

Roses are black
Violets are white
I’m a dog

SCIENCE FACT: Your throat hurts when you’re sick because your white blood cells have brought out tiny swords and are dueling with the germs.

It’s weird how after they couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty back together the King’s men were like “Let’s give the horses a shot at it”

I’m not a cyber-bully but I did change my WiFi network name to “I CAN SEE WHAT YOU ARE GOOGLING STEVE”. Sleep well neighbor. Sleep well.

Yesterday: Used poor grammar on multiple occasions.
Today: Hiding from grammar zombies in the attic.

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2 Responses

  1. Sisifo Says:

    Car trunk one is my favorite. Bahaha.
    Yesterday my daughter was flipping my son’s new pirate toy around, and without even thinking I said, “Don’t be mean to the dolls, honey. When they awake at night they’ll turn off your nightlight and steal your sweets.” No idea where it came from, and I sat there for five minutes after wondering if I really said that…

  2. xJane Says:

    omgs, the last three are priceless. I am a massive fan of entertaining wifi names, but of course, once I’m connected to my home network, I never have the opportunity to look again.

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