The Art of Darkness

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December 23rd, 2014 by Cobwebs

Technically he was created by Dr. Cookie, that’s why they call him The Cookie Monster.
SamGrittner

“Mommy, I don’t wanna grow up and die!”
“Oh. Well, you can die at any age, really.”
JennyPentland

Argghhh just found a spider in my bed, I vaguely remember going to that spider club but…oh god what did I do
Fred_Delicious

May the gargoyle of happiness squat on your buttress.
HousewifeOfHell

Throw a surprise party for a psychic and destroy his reputation.
JasonBerlin

If you think Johnny Depp is sexy, you’re basically attracted to Snoopy’s brother Spike
louisvirtel

“Um.” – 1st horse that got ridden
rorynotroy

Fortune Cookie: YOU JUST BROKE MY HOUSE IN HALF AND NOW YOU’RE READING MY JOURNAL
BeardSpice

Men like being chased too but not with an axe, apparently.
WICKEDTRUTH01

1. Put on clown shoes.
2. Sit in toilet stall with feet pulled up.
3. Wait for someone to enter other stall.
4. Slowly lower feet to floor
rolldiggity

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2 Responses

  1. Pixel Pixie Says:

    I’m okay with being attracted to Spike, but I’d be more okay with it if we were talking about the vampire from Buffy. Mmmm… Sorry, what were we talking about?

  2. xJane Says:

    hahaha, that spider club.

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