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1. cookie Says:
   November 3rd, 2014 at 8:46 am

   I should think that more than a lawyer a vampire would need a good tailor seeing as how he casts no reflection he would have to rely on the good judgement of another that his cape is pressed and his pants break properly over his shoes. Better still how about a stylist? In the spirit of turning every facet of life into some kind of TV reality show might I suggest calling it “Clear Eye for the Late Guy”.We can have a whole slew of nattering jackasses follow him around giving pointers on the proper blood type to consume with fish or fowl, what season red capes should be switched out to maroon or dark purple, the fung shui of coffin placement, etc. etc..Now that Honey Boo Boo’s been cancelled we do need something to fill in the gap. Should an enterprising producer put this on air I expect my fair cut and first crack at the election special ” Zombies vs Congress ” an hilarious show where zombies are let loose into the halls of congress only to starve to death.

2. xJane Says:
   November 4th, 2014 at 1:19 pm

   Wow. I do not enjoy literally everything vampyric.