The Art of Darkness

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January 27th, 2015 by Cobwebs

“I prefer to say, ‘I turn into a human when there’s not a full moon.'” -Optimistic werewolf
rolldiggity

Zombies love me cause I’ve been marinating my brain in wine for years.
ElgatoEsmio

Robert Frost in the streets
Edgar Allan Poe in the sheets.
Quartzjixler

Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton didn’t split up — they just finally got untangled.
sween

WHAT DO WE WANT?
GHOSTS TO STOP KISSING US IN OUR SLEEP!
WHEN DO WE….wait what?
weinerdog4life

*Dog President gives a speech on live TV, not realizing one of his ears is turned inside out*
OtherDanOBrien

Probably a fun thing to tweet would be “going to meet a guy I met on Craig’s List” and then never tweeting again.
Sassafrantz

[Jesus at Last Supper]
*breaks bread* This is my body
*pours wine* This is my blood
*opens jar of mayo*
Judas: I’m gonna stop u right there
huntigula

If I were a skeleton, my only pickup line would be “Wanna bone?” Why try harder?
gordonshumway

I never feel guiltier than trying to explain to my dog why she smells another dog on me…
Ideal_Victoria

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2 Responses

  1. Kaitlin Michelle Says:

    All gems. I’m sad about Helena and Tim though :(

  2. xJane Says:

    Wait, they really broke up?

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