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If I had wings I am confident they would be veiny and leathery and not cute feather ones.
— wishyouwerecaro
I’d love to hear what would come out of my mouth if someone put a gun to my head and demanded that I commentate a football game
— bridger_w
Keeping a blood capsule in my mouth for the next guy who tells me to smile.
— NicCageMatch
there used to be door-to-door knife salesmen, which is roughly the most terrifying thing ever conceived
— skullmandible
I’m not saying women are smarter than men, but its kinda ironic that there’s so few known women serial killers and so many unsolved murders.
— Lisa_Laughs_
If nobody comes from the future to stop you, how bad can the decision really be?
— MadamBetteNoire
I don’t call them naps, I call them die practice.
— SCOOPISMS
Will this job require me to use my hands because as you can see I have to hold my swords
— weinerdog4life
DAD: Sorry it’s not a pony, honey. Best I could do
LITTLE GIRL: [riding gigantic earthworm] This is Princess Doomtube. She shall be feared
— joejwest
I like to think my rescue dog also rescued me, but mounting evidence suggests he himself committed the arson that fateful night.
— SomeChrisTweets
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March 4th, 2015 at 7:04 am
While a rosy-cheeked freshman at SUNY Binghamton I answered a blind ad for a ” lucrative part-time job ” that was ” exciting and people oriented “. Yep, door to door knife sales. I stayed for the first part of the sales pitch and when the ‘rep’ asked if anyone didn’t want to be sucessful and make lots of money they should walk out now. Out of the roughly twenty people there I was the ONLY one to leave and everyone sneered at me when the rep said something to the effect that I was a sorry summbitch doomed to a life of failure. No. I don’t know what happened to the ones who stayed though I”d like to think that they all ended up demonstrating their wares in a personal and sanguine way. BTW. I am neither failure nor raging success but I am around to enjoy having my memory jolted by this very fine blog.
March 5th, 2015 at 6:53 am
Next time I need to name a video game character it’s going to be Princess Doomtube.
Also, that gun/football comment made me laugh loud enough the scare the crap out of Daniel. This pleases me greatly.
March 5th, 2015 at 3:59 pm
MadamBetteNoire should be reminded that just because no one has succeeded in coming back to stop you doesn’t mean that people aren’t trying. ::cough::hitler::cough::
Also, that LITTLE GIRL has the bestest dad ever.
March 6th, 2015 at 10:52 am
I have talked about the lady serial killer/unsolved crimes thing before! Like minds…
I also want to use Princess Doomtube for my game character. It’s a race to the keyboard WitchArachne.