Crotch Magic
This is, as The Robot’s Voice puts it, “An ode to David Bowie’s penis bulge in Labyrinth:”
I do think it would have been funnier done as a more direct Bowie impersonation/parody. But if you think a lack of fealty to source is going to stop me running a story about a Goblin King’s wang, you just don’t know me at all.
Pre-cisely.
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November 10th, 2015 at 6:59 am
Coincidentally, my boyfriend and I will be attending a party this weekend as Toby and Jareth, respectively. I’m debating just how big to make my crotch bulge.
November 11th, 2015 at 8:27 pm
Once again, I must reiterate that David Bowie is merely the avatar of the Fucking Pants, a god/alien (?) who manifested first as David Bowie and more recently, as La Roux.