The Art of Darkness

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March 9th, 2016 by Cobwebs

The reason Latin is a dead language is because they kept accidentally summoning demons during regular conversations

Witches have black cats because if they had white cats they would have white cat hair all over their clothes.

What if death gives you lemons?

Persephone is the goddess of flowers and is adorable and smart and she probably only wears pastels and at the same time she’s the queen of hell and if that’s not life goals I don’t know what is

I wonder if Medusa uses one big pillow or a whole bunch of little ones.

If wishes were horses, there’d never again be uncertainty over whether or not someone blew out all his birthday candles with a single breath

[phone sex with a psychic] “Tell me what I’m wearing.”

So disappointed in science journalism for writing about “zombie bees” while ignoring The World’s Most Obvious Portmanteau

Surely all exorcisms are non-consensual. Unless you have a really lonely demon who just wants to go home.

[walking by Goth kids dressed in black]
3-year-old: I can see them.
Me: I can, too.
3: They’re bad ninjas.



a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

So chivalry IS dead?!

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2 Responses

  1. Laurie Brown Says:

    Those are great!

  2. Pixel Pixie Says:

    Doesn’t matter the color of your cat. You wear black, you’re covered with white hair.

    I might be speaking from personal experience.

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