The Art of Darkness

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May 24th, 2016 by Cobwebs

Someone: Raising a family is hard
Necromancer: Not if they’re buried close enough to each other
Someone: What?
Necromancer: What?
king-nerdlord

The Shining is my favorite movie about what can happen when you spend too much time with family.
3sunzzz

The only reason I shop at consignment shops is I like wearing haunted dead people pants.
bourgeoisalien

Goodnight, sleep tight, let the bedbugs bite.
“You mean don’t let the bedbugs bite, Dad.”
The bugs must feed on you, son. A debt is owed.
living_marble

Every time you use glitter glue, remember that it used to be a My Little Pony
meganamram

Work emails get way more eldritch when you read I.T. as IT.
IT IS AWARE OF THE PROBLEM
IT HAS ISSUED A TICKET
IT IS WAITING AT YOUR DESK
emilyhughes

No matter the situation the expression ” I’m dying. ” is always the truth.
shwr_thoughts

Feminist construction workers aren’t any better. They subjectify women as we walk by. “You’re beautiful on the inside!” they scream at me.
TheWoodenslurpy

It’s amazing how a simple act of kindness can change my bad mood into a suspicious bad mood.
TheAlexNevil

Goodnight. Dream safely. As long as you don’t dream about the Door in the Fog you’ll be just fine. Maybe dream about bunnies. Sleep well.
neilhimself

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2 Responses

  1. Pixel Pixie Says:

    Slightly related: the floor in the garage at my new house is COVERED in magenta and silver glitter. It looks like no effort was made to clean it up and I’m not terrified of tracking it into the house.

  2. Devriesx Says:

    The most funnty set of SOLs Ive seen in a long time. I really liked the Necromancer one.

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