The Art of Darkness

Death is Not an Option

February 23rd, 2018 by Cobwebs

It’s time for another round of Death is Not an Option! The rules, as always, are simple: Given the choice of a pair of characters, you have to decide which one you’d rather sleep with; choosing death instead is not an option. This time it’s all science fiction.

The Star Trek Matchup
Reman   Salt Vampire
Reman vs. Salt Vampire

The Evil Replicant Matchup
T-X   Pris
T-X (Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines) vs. Pris (Blade Runner)

The Doctor Who Matchup
Weeping Angel   Monk
Weeping Angel vs. Monk

The Guys with “Emperor” in Their Title Matchup
Palpatine   Ming
Palpatine (The Empire Strikes Back) vs. Ming the Merciless (Flash Gordon)

The X-Men Matchup
Dr. Xavier   Magneto
Dr. Xavier vs. Magneto

The Badass Heroine Matchup
Trinity   Ripley
Trinity (The Matrix) vs. Ellen Ripley (Alien)

The Charming Rogue Matchup
Mal Reynolds   Han Solo
Mal Reynolds (Firefly) vs. Han Solo (Star Wars)

The Mad Scientists with Bad Hair Matchup
Doc Brown   Emilio Lizardo
Dr. Emmett Brown (Back to the Future) vs. Dr. Emilio Lizardo (Buckaroo Banzai)

The Mad Scientists with Better Hair Matchup
Dr. Horrible   Frank N. Furter
Dr. Horrible (Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog) vs. Dr. Frank N. Furter (The Rocky Horror Picture Show)

The Heroines Named Sarah Matchup
Sarah Manning   Sarah Connor
Sarah Manning(Orphan Black) vs. Sarah Connor (The Terminator)

Leave your choices in the comments. And remember…Death is not an option.

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4 Responses

  1. Jennifer Says:

    Reman, Pris, Weeping Angel (probably smells better), Ming the Merciless (loving those eyebrows haha), Dr. Xavier, Ellen Ripley, Mal Reynolds, Dr. Emmett Brown… (are you sure death is not an option for this one ? ^^), Dr. Frank N. Furter , and to finish, Sarah Connor, my life long heroine :))))

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  2. Pixel Pixie Says:

    Reman vs. Salt Vampire: I don’t know who either is, so coin flip
    T-X vs. Pris: they’re both violent psychos, but T-X is more of a violent psycho. Pris is a pleasure model, but she’s also dumb. So slightly more likely to survive an encounter with Pris.
    Weeping Angel vs. Monk: the Monks are crappy characters. The angels are actually scary (or were before Angels Take Manhattan). Angels.
    Palpatine vs. Ming the Merciless: Ming is less gross.
    Dr. Xavier vs. Magneto: Magneto
    The Badass Heroine Matchup
    Trinity vs. Ellen Ripley: Ripley every day of the week
    The Charming Rogue Matchup
    Mal Reynolds vs. Han Solo: I like Han better as a character, but he also seems very willing to break hearts. Mal.
    Dr. Emmett Brown vs. Dr. Emilio Lizardo: Doc Brown because he’s probably made some flux capacitor bedroom toys and because he shares a last name name with my veterinarian.
    Dr. Horrible vs. Dr. Frank N. Furter: Dr Frank N Further, though I’m afraid he might raid my closet and stretch out my fishnets.
    Sarah Manning vs.Sarah Connor: Sarah Manning but only because I find Felix so entertaining.

  3. Maven Says:

    1. Reman
    2. T-x. Darryl Hanna annoys me
    3. The angel looks less rot ridden
    4. Ming. He’s a sexpot!
    5. Magneto I just love the
    character
    6. Ellen Ripley is a bad-ass
    7. Mal
    8. Doc Brown for reasons I will not
    go into
    9. Both…definitely both. Or
    they could do it and I’ll
    watch.
    10.Sarah Connor. But T2 Sarah.

  4. kaitlin michelle Says:

    Salt Vampire, T-X (Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines), Weeping Angel, Ming the Merciless (Flash Gordon), Dr. Xavier, Trinity (The Matrix), Mal Reynolds (Firefly), Dr. Emilio Lizardo (Buckaroo Banzai), Dr. Horrible (Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog), Sarah Manning(Orphan Black)

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