Death is Not an Option
It’s time for another round of Death is Not an Option! The rules, as always, are simple: Given the choice of a pair of characters, you have to decide which one you’d rather sleep with; choosing death instead is not an option. This time it’s all science fiction.
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| Reman | vs. | Salt Vampire |
| The Evil Replicant Matchup | ||
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| T-X (Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines) | vs. | Pris (Blade Runner) |
| The Doctor Who Matchup | ||
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| Weeping Angel | vs. | Monk |
| The Guys with “Emperor” in Their Title Matchup | ||
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| Palpatine (The Empire Strikes Back) | vs. | Ming the Merciless (Flash Gordon) |
| The X-Men Matchup | ||
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| Dr. Xavier | vs. | Magneto |
| The Badass Heroine Matchup | ||
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| Trinity (The Matrix) | vs. | Ellen Ripley (Alien) |
| The Charming Rogue Matchup | ||
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| Mal Reynolds (Firefly) | vs. | Han Solo (Star Wars) |
| The Mad Scientists with Bad Hair Matchup | ||
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| Dr. Emmett Brown (Back to the Future) | vs. | Dr. Emilio Lizardo (Buckaroo Banzai) |
| The Mad Scientists with Better Hair Matchup | ||
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| Dr. Horrible (Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog) | vs. | Dr. Frank N. Furter (The Rocky Horror Picture Show) |
| The Heroines Named Sarah Matchup | ||
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| Sarah Manning(Orphan Black) | vs. | Sarah Connor (The Terminator) |
Leave your choices in the comments. And remember…Death is not an option.
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February 23rd, 2018 at 4:27 pm
Reman, Pris, Weeping Angel (probably smells better), Ming the Merciless (loving those eyebrows haha), Dr. Xavier, Ellen Ripley, Mal Reynolds, Dr. Emmett Brown… (are you sure death is not an option for this one ? ^^), Dr. Frank N. Furter , and to finish, Sarah Connor, my life long heroine :))))
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February 23rd, 2018 at 7:02 pm
Reman vs. Salt Vampire: I don’t know who either is, so coin flip
T-X vs. Pris: they’re both violent psychos, but T-X is more of a violent psycho. Pris is a pleasure model, but she’s also dumb. So slightly more likely to survive an encounter with Pris.
Weeping Angel vs. Monk: the Monks are crappy characters. The angels are actually scary (or were before Angels Take Manhattan). Angels.
Palpatine vs. Ming the Merciless: Ming is less gross.
Dr. Xavier vs. Magneto: Magneto
The Badass Heroine Matchup
Trinity vs. Ellen Ripley: Ripley every day of the week
The Charming Rogue Matchup
Mal Reynolds vs. Han Solo: I like Han better as a character, but he also seems very willing to break hearts. Mal.
Dr. Emmett Brown vs. Dr. Emilio Lizardo: Doc Brown because he’s probably made some flux capacitor bedroom toys and because he shares a last name name with my veterinarian.
Dr. Horrible vs. Dr. Frank N. Furter: Dr Frank N Further, though I’m afraid he might raid my closet and stretch out my fishnets.
Sarah Manning vs.Sarah Connor: Sarah Manning but only because I find Felix so entertaining.
February 26th, 2018 at 9:24 pm
1. Reman
2. T-x. Darryl Hanna annoys me
3. The angel looks less rot ridden
4. Ming. He’s a sexpot!
5. Magneto I just love the
character
6. Ellen Ripley is a bad-ass
7. Mal
8. Doc Brown for reasons I will not
go into
9. Both…definitely both. Or
they could do it and I’ll
watch.
10.Sarah Connor. But T2 Sarah.
March 1st, 2018 at 12:18 pm
Salt Vampire, T-X (Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines), Weeping Angel, Ming the Merciless (Flash Gordon), Dr. Xavier, Trinity (The Matrix), Mal Reynolds (Firefly), Dr. Emilio Lizardo (Buckaroo Banzai), Dr. Horrible (Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog), Sarah Manning(Orphan Black)