You know, sometimes, late at night, in the dark, I ask myself: Am I REALLY that likely to be eaten by a grue?
— scalzi

“Wheeeeee!” – Glenn Danzig, riding an owl around a graveyard
— robdelaney

“The princess dies. And then the people trying to save her die. Dragon guarding the castle? Dead”
– Bedtime at George R.R. Martin’s house
— Mr_Kapowski

If someone dramatically says “don’t ask”, I like to loudly exclaim “phew, you don’t have to tell me twice, I really didn’t care”.
— LeLigreLovekill

“Fuck it, just add a werewolf” – the 80’s.
— Dawn_M_

When I die, I’d like my remains scattered along the beach.
That said, I do not want to be cremated.
— danagould

When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors, before any inspirational quotes get in.
— thewritertype

when space aliens arrive and ask us to take them to our leader we should take them to the zoo and show them a flamingo
— SunshineJarboly

The saddest movies are the ones where the awesome weird girl turns normal and everyone is bizarrely happy about it.
— MichaelTrying

Back in my day they taught the five R’s: Reading, ‘Riting, ‘Rithmetic, Rhience, and Rocial Rudies. My teacher was a Hanna-Barbera dog.
— therealeatwood