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don’t insult bookworms by saying we only care about books. we also love huge country houses with hedge mazes and magical capes.
— SketchesbyBoze
My therapist told me “Write letters to the people you hate, and then burn them.” Did that, but now I don’t know what to do with the letters.
— LeftOf_Normal
[on my deathbed]
*with my last breath* if only I had named this bed differently
— DaddyJew
BELLE: There goes the baker with his tray like always
BAKER: well there goes Belle, singing her DAILY MEAN SONG about us
— DanaSchwartzzz
New moon tomorrow night. Plant things that flower in the dark: sweet potatoes, jasmine, curses invoking the forgotten angry dead.
— NeolithicSheep
“What this person did was awesome. I hear they were marked by Fate. Is that so?”
“Definitely!” Fate said. “I mark everyone, just in case.”
— MicroSFF
Prometheus, Arachne, Icarus — The moral of Greek myths is “Fuck you for trying.”
— JenAshleyWright
Someone let me write the movie where a young woman archaeologist in ~1980s faces her greatest challenge: Thesis Advisor Indiana Jones
— maxgladstone
The epilogue of Harry Potter should have just been 30 year old Harry forwarding dozens of cat videos to McGonagall like “is this u”
— HogwartsLogics
why are there so many Spiderman movies but only two movies about children being murdered in a chocolate factory?
— AudreyPorne
Posted in Funny Peculiar | 3 Comments »
July 11th, 2017 at 8:17 pm
I love the Write letters quote
July 13th, 2017 at 3:16 am
I love the idea of Professor McGonagall becoming a YouTube star on the sly.
July 16th, 2017 at 10:46 am
“Fuck you for trying” – that does seem to be a theme in Greek mythology!