The Art of Darkness

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October 24th, 2017 by Cobwebs

be the reason why men are afraid to sail past the island you live on.

“What’s the point of living?” he asked.
“To help people, however you can,” said the oracle.
“That’s it?”
“It’s working for me.”

Bookworms don’t want stories about heroes. Tell us the backstory of Evil That Does Not Sleep! Why can’t it sleep? Is everything ok at home??

Guys. I’m here to red-pill you all.
You’ve never heard the actual Monster Mash. You’ve just heard a record *about* the Monster Mash.

As his name is not “Biggest Bird”, we are to understand that Sesame Street is home to at least one, perhaps more, truly immense unseen birds

every squirrel you see is currently on a dare from another squirrel

Smartest thing I ever did was attach my keyring to this cursed doll, now if I lose my keys they reappear on my doorstep covered in blood

[blind date]
HER: I’m a ghost writer
ME {trying not to look too scared}: When did you die?

My delusions of grandeur are mostly limited to the belief that I’d be a GREAT addition to a post-apocalyptic scrappy band of misfits

what if when Dracula’s fangs came out they made that truck backing up noise

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  1. Laurie Brown Says:


    That one about squirrels is SO TRUE The stupid little shits are on constant “HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS”

  2. Km Koesler Says:

    I’ve said for years that it’s one squirrel named Olaf, daring all the others to “Prove themselves” by trying to make cars swerve. Olaf, you bastard.

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