The Art of Darkness

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January 16th, 2018 by Cobwebs

I’m the only one who knows this is a murder mystery dinner
meganamram

[Antiques Roadshow]
Do you see how your shadow turns toward the doll irrespective of the light? She’ll do quite well at auction, but that’s the least of your problems now
suntzufuntzu

HOW TO AVOID A WEREWOLF ATTACK:
1. Do not run. Maintain eye contact.
2. Question their dominance. “Who’s a good boy?”
3. Keep them in suspense. “Who’s a good boy?!”
4. Pop the surprise. “YOU are!”
5. Treats. Hard biscuits tackle bad breath and improve digestive health.
PaintYourDragon

Necromancers are just healers who don’t give up.
Loudwindow

When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors, before any inspirational quotes get in.
thewritertype

When walking past a bookstore, please do not tap the glass!! You will scare the books and then have to buy them all to comfort them.
PaperFury

If you delete the word “of” from most D&D magic items, it sounds like you’re naming jazz musicians: Boots Elvenkind, Bag Holding, Ray Enfeeblement, etc.
Apparatus the Crab is a 90s alt band though
Diacritic

when bodyguards whisper into their jacket they are telling their pocketworm that she is their best friend
DemiLardner

I Was Transported Into A Fantasy World But Magic And Using A Sword Is Real Hard So I Guess I’m Learning How To Rotate Crops
spacetwinks

People always think it would be cool to be friends with ghosts but probably a lot of those ghosts would be racist
MaraWilson

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  1. Mim (@crinolinerobot) Says:

    The one about necromancers cracked me up!

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