The Art of Darkness

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March 13th, 2018 by Cobwebs

Me: sleep before the monsters get you
7: monsters aren’t real
M: you sound like your brother
7: brother?
M: I’ve said too much already
DaddyJew

Some days you’re Prometheus chained to a rock doomed to have his liver torn out and eaten every day by an eagle, and some days you’re the bird who gets a convenient cliff snack
kendrawcandraw

coffins : the ultimate and final ravioli
egg_dog

I’d be fine with a ghost in the house if every time a message in blood appeared on the wall it was something helpful like YOUR KEYS ARE IN THE FRONT DOOR.
LizHackett

The name ‘earthworm’ essentially suggests that there are worms from other planets that scientists haven’t told us about
LeBearGirdle

me: look at this mass of crows! thousands of them! an ill omen
ornithologist: actually those are ravens. you can tell by the size of their bodies and the sounds they make
me: oh, so, not an ill omen?
ornithologist: oh no you’re super cursed either way
spacetwinks

Be the reason why the lights flicker when you enter a room
DothTheDoth

imagining observational comedy in an urban fantasy world
WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH VAMPIRES, AM I RIGHT, YOU’RE NOT SO SPECIAL, WE *ALL* CAN BE KILLED WITH A WOODEN STAKE. I KID I KID, ANYWAY, ANY STITCHED-TOGETHER CORPSE MONSTERS IN THE AUDIENCE? GIVE YOURSELVES A HAND, ANOTHER ONE
vandroidhelsing (Note: This is the first in a thread. The rest are here.)

If you want to be remembered forever, have a destination funeral. Bahamas, swimming with the dolphins. Force your loved ones to watch from the beach as Flipper & friends knock your corpse around like a beach ball.
_ElvishPresley_

There was a pigeon staring at a puddle outside my home for about three hours. And I don’t know if he had nothing better to do or if I just witnessed an omen for a very low-level prophecy.
SamSykesSwears

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  1. Mim (@crinolinerobot) Says:

    That observational comedy made me chuckle.

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