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Just realized that since we read serial nineteenth-century novels only as whole books, we are basically bingewatching the nineteenth century.
“Bleak House is so long!” Yeah, if you read all seasons in one go, I guess it is pretty long.
— KHandozo
I bet octopuses think bones are horrific. I bet all their cosmic horror stories involve rigid-limbs and hinged joints.
— CryptoNature
why limit yourself between choosing between a pretty feminine aesthetic or a dark one? if persephone can be the goddess of spring & queen of the underworld at the same time so can you
— dracomallfoys
Her camera captured pictures of ghosts.
“Here, how do you like this?” she asked.
“Ugh, I look horrible. Delete it!”
So she did, every time.
— MicroSFF
A man walked into my coffee shop, sat across from me with no food or drink, whispered “great tattoo” at me, then left, so what I’m saying was it was not a great day for me to be reading a book about Ed Gein
— sadydoyle
All beach bodies are good beach bodies with the exception of the body of the creature that washed up on the beach of Narragansett, Rhode Island in the winter of 1933 and the strange occurrences in the night that followed.
— SamSykesSwears
Harry Potter and the Special Rock
Harry Potter and the Don’t Room
Harry Potter and his Furry Crime Dad
Harry Potter and the Hot Cup
Harry Potter and the Warm Bird Club
Harry Potter and the Absolutely Nothing Happens
Harry Potter and the Curse of the Sidequests
— Thelaserbearguy
FRIEND: It’s called cauliflower. It’s not ghost broccoli.
ME: [taking a long drag on my cigarette] Listen kid, I know what I saw.
— roxiqt
nice heights you got there
it’d be a shame if someone were to
wuther them
— NotLikeFreddy
Just a reminder: there’s an Old Babylonian tablet that mentions a family of exorcists who live together in a house. Which is, I think you’ll agree, one of the great sitcom ideas of the ancient world.
— PhilipJBoyes
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August 10th, 2018 at 6:42 pm
I clearly don’t know the right people in this town, because that is a sitcom that needs to get made.
Also, TIL who Ed Geins is. Thanks?
August 13th, 2018 at 2:55 am
I’d watch that sitcom. With a historic setting, it counts as educational, right?