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THERAPIST: did you work on communication
1ST CERBERUS HEAD: they won’t share the ball
2ND: i want the ball
3RD: i would also like the ball
— MelKassel
Ruined my day by realizing that the song Monster Mash is about a song called the Monster Mash and we’ve never actually heard that song.
— ObscureGent
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early
astronaut: moon’s haunted
nasa employee: what?
astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon’s haunted
— Dustinkcouch
10:20
10:25
10:21
10:23
10:22
– Parallel parking my time machine
— TweetPotato314
Y’all ever flex on vampires by just walking into people’s homes uninvited
— Rica_Bee
The veil is thin here. It’s thin everywhere. Of course it’s fucking thin. Who ever heard of a thick veil? That shit’s lightweight, even sheer.
Like, shit, Agatha. There’s a reason they don’t call it “the down comforter between worlds”.
— glumshoe
Me: *destroys spider web
Spider: wow
Me: *puts up fake spider web
Spider: WOW
— psybermonkey
Me: So Christ’s body is the bread?
Priest: yes
Me: and he rose from the grave
Priest: yes…
Me: because of the yeast?
Priest: no
Me: okay, none of this makes sense
— Megatronic13
me with a tarot deck: i activate the hanged man’s special ability. this lets me draw the devil from my deck into my hand. next, i sacrifice the hanged man in order to summon death. with death on my field, the effect of my tower spell card lets me summon the devil from my hand,
— yrgirlkv
People always throwing cursed objects into the sea hello, no that is how you get haunted sharks
— jessokfine
When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors, before any inspirational quotes get in.
— thewritertype
Posted in Funny Peculiar | 1 Comment »
November 30th, 2018 at 5:39 pm
FYI, the Monster Mash is a dance (which was essentially just the mashed potatoe with stiff arms) so the song is about the dance not another song.