The Art of Darkness

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April 16th, 2019 by Cobwebs

The five people you meet in heaven will be, listen carefully…our sleeper agents. They have been waiting for this moment and will lead you to the weapon caches. We are only going to get one chance at this so let’s make sure they didn’t sacrifice all that sinning for nothing.
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Watching Buffy at 12: Is Angel going to get his soul back???
Watching Buffy at 31: What kind of insurance does The Bronze have
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everybody my age is getting married… send me an invitation and I will gladly liven up your boring wedding by standing outside and yelling “the Dread Pirate Roberts is here for your souls!”
SketchesbyBoze

Why are all movies about assassins about “elite assassins” and not ones who are just doing ok and sorta dreading their next assassin performance review?
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in D&D a Wizard is a person who achieves ruinous power, creates abominations against gods and nature, ruins cities, lives and entire worlds, all through the power of reading
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SamSykesSwears

Since it’s the Halloween season, I’ll give you a treat. Put your hand to your chest. Feel your heartbeat? That’s your ghost chipping away at its cell.

AND, so far, every ghost has eventually made it out.

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[bar]
TWO-FACE: aw man your face is fucked too. how do you cope with it?
PHANTOM OF THE OPERA: mostly writing operas
TWO-FACE: cool cool. I kill people
PHANTOM OF THE OPERA: oh yeah no so do I
JillianKarger

ELEANOR RIGBY: why am I so lonely
ME: *pats her shoulder* maybe it’s cuz you keep your face in a jar
JillianKarger

Not a fan when people give big news and they ask if you’re sitting down. Don’t try and mitigate my relationship with the floor, if I want to dramatically collapse, I’ll collapse, don’t force me into a squandered lean.
lucyprebblish

wife: honey did you see the new player piano I bought
me: *stops googling can ghosts play the piano* yes I did
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4 Responses

  1. Pixel Pixie Says:

    Sunnydale is on the Hellmouth, so it at least has a good reason for the constant murders. I want to know what is going on with Cabot Cove, Maine.

  2. Mim Says:

    I’m amazed the Bronze can get any insurance at all!

  3. xJane Says:

    Every once in a while, I come across a wedding idea that makes me want to do it all over again.

  4. xJane Says:

    Wait, so you’re saying that, of the three of the ruined faces noted, only Eleanor did not take the serial killer route?

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