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Guess who’s got 7 thumbs and a set of keys to a cadaver lab?
— elle91
[fire alarm]
Hotel California manager: oh no
— BoogTweets
I’m goth enough to know that if you hear an out-of-tune piano start playing in an abandoned house, you go into that house.
— DothTheDoth
I have a deep-seated fear of running water. Or any liquid with legs really.
— WheelTod
TEMP AGENCY: Okay, so, based on past work experience, where would you say your strengths lies?
OOMPAH LOOMPAH: I’m good at singing after a child dies, if you have anything with that.
— AndrewNadeau0
I love watching horror movies with a dog. I get scared but they’re just like, “hell yeah, bones”
— hiyamaya0
a baby grand piano implies the existence of sex organs
— TweetPotato314
[Camp]
*stifles a laugh as I put the sleeping Wicked Witch’s hand in a pan of warm water*
OH NO OH SHIT SORRY SORRY
— SirEviscerate
Just got back from the mutation lab and boy are my arms legs
— Cpin42
Me: *cuts the box in half and spins both sides to show the audience*
[from the back of the wake] “dude”
— BoogTweets
Posted in Funny Peculiar | 2 Comments »
June 11th, 2019 at 6:54 am
Re: musical sex organs
Well, duh. The brass section is clearly the butt and tell me you’ve never had dirty thoughts about an oboe.
June 11th, 2019 at 2:13 pm
Sex organs! *chortles*
The thumbs one made me laugh too.