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Happy Anagram Day to all who obverse.
— JoshMalina
Concept: an exorcist who doesn’t actually have any holy powers, they’re just really socially awkward, and the ghosts become uncomfortable and leave.
— prokopetz
Shout out to the clerk at Strand who looked at the cookbook I was buying, looked at the book on poison I was also buying, paused, and asked if I had big weekend plans.
— lvanden1
My (35m) best friend (45m) wants me to come enjoy his latest experiment, but I said no. I’m swamped – I have my country’s 500 anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and my rival country to blame for it. AITA?
— AlyshondraM
Story: Cats have nine lives, but don’t know where to keep them. Mouse holes? Beneath the couch? Nine is a lot to keep track of. Most desiccate with lost super balls behind the fridge. Mary found one during spring cleaning once. She likes being a cat.
— rachelswirsky
Abolish valentines day and replace it with winter halloween
— ThyArtIsMemes
i think its fucked up that things are venomous. if a spider wants me dead it should have to eat me like a man
— stimman4000
If you’re feeling worried about how little you’ve achieved, remember that Bram Stoker didn’t write Dracula until he was 50, and Dracula didn’t kill anyone until he was dead.
— CharlieDinkin
house hunters but literally
presenter: today we’re dealing with two detatched properties and a feral bungalow at the end of a cul-de-sac *cheerfully cocks shotgun* let’s get started!
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January 21st, 2020 at 4:30 am
I am so here for Winter Halloween! My husband and I never bother with Valentine’s Day.