The Art of Darkness

No Man is a Link Dump

July 31st, 2020 by Cobwebs

Special shout-out to Pixel Pixie, who submitted fully half of this week’s links.

Happy Halloween, Scooby Doo! – Upcoming animated movie in which the gang teams up with Elvira. Cassandra Peterson found a niche and filled the everliving hell out of it. (Hat tip to Pixel Pixie)

Bedroom Monsters – A thread of greatness.

Pub Songs Of Ireland: The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air – Stefan Murphy reimagines the TV theme as a dirgelike folk song and it is AMAZING. (Hat tip to Pixel Pixie)

Nicolas Delort – Artist whose work includes a gorgeous set of illustrations depicting classic Universal monsters.

Vampire Slaying Kit – This is most likely a Blomberg Kit instead of an authentic antique, but it’s still pretty. (Hat tip to Pixel Pixie)

Disney Villains – An evaluation of various villains based on two criteria: Are they redeemable, and do they fuck?

A Lost Boys Prequel Musical Is Getting Closer to Release – The musical nobody asked for, exploring David’s backstory, which nobody asked for. (Hat tip to Pixel Pixie)

CarnsorePoint – Etsy shop specializing in gorgeous tentacular metal door handles.

Jurassic Park Updates – Novelty Twitter “brand” account for Jurassic Park. “The velociraptors are evolving quickly and beginning to use tools. so far they’re only using carpenters squares and stud finders though so we’re not worried” (Hat tip to Pixel Pixie)

Squishable Plague Doctor – The cuddliest li’l looming menace you ever did see.

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  1. Pixel Pixie Says:

    Regarding Disney villains:
    “SHERE KHAN (The Jungle Book)
    Does He Fuck: Name a hornier movie tiger, I’ll wait.”
    Tony the Tiger is definitely hornier. Why do you think he’s holding up that finger?

    “PROFESSOR RATIGAN (The Great Mouse Detective)
    Does He Fuck: ‘Carnal release would cause an imbalance of humors that would leave me demotivated and enervated.'”
    Ratigan is way too over the top to not fuck, even if only to shut him up. Plus, voiced by Vincent Price, so that alone makes him fuck.

  2. Devries Says:

    My plague doctor suit is almost done all I need is period pants

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