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If i saw an unspeakably horrific lovecraftian entity with my own eyes I would simply comprehend its shape and not go crazy.
— LicensedT0Ill
The goal of a woman’s life is *not* to be a wife and mother. It’s to dramatically gatecrash a christening party swathed in a raven-black cloak and cackle, “I TOO HAVE A GIFT FOR THE PRINCESS!”
— Iconawrites
Okay but we all agree that SOME who wander are lost, right
— ryanqnorth
Behind every successful man there’s a small ghost of a Victorian child
— FeelingEuphoric
sex ed teacher: haahaha. wait. i’m sorry lmao. where did you say they came from, again?
athena: f-foreheads
— MNateShyamalan
you know the fantasy trope of like the Sword That Makes You Evil. well that sword exists in real life too and it’s called a wrapping paper tube
— ntagonistic
dang girl, you’ll make the prettiest flowers once your body rots into the earth.
— m0rphlne
“The Raven” is my ideal poem and here’s why:
– Has an unreliable narrator
– Has a bird
– The bird is also unreliable
— SparkNotes
police officer: there’s a dead body in your basement
schrödinger: [sighing] well there is now
— kieransofar
“Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?” It was me, I did it. It was in a big jar with “COOKIES” written on it. Why else would you have a COOKIE JAR? Oh I’m sorry were you fermenting those cookies
— egoraptor
Posted in Funny Peculiar | 3 Comments »
April 29th, 2021 at 8:57 am
I pride myself on being a good (as far as an atheist can be) godmother, and have also ‘adopted’ a number of friends’ kids. Sadly lacking a raven-black cloak, but pretty good at doling out gifts.
May 10th, 2021 at 9:48 am
Mim try Amazon for your black cloak
September 21st, 2021 at 11:25 am
::furiously googling “fermented cookies”::