One of the participants in our Secret Santa Can Suck It virtual gift exchange has a bad case of the flu, and she sent me a note yesterday tearfully apologizing to her assigned giftee for not having a chance to follow through with a pretend present. No problem! My bag of gifts is large and I’m sure I can rummage around and find something appropriate for a second recipient.

This gift is for Melissa, and it’s almost a no-brainer. Melissa loves crafts and sewing, so she gets a big craft room of her very own:

(Image from Younge)

The gift includes a fabric storage area stocked with bolts of velvet, brocade, and satin; a new sewing machine and serger; and a crew of shirtless workmen to help with organization.

Happy Holidays, Melissa! (You, uh, might want to claim your gift quickly before I change my mind and keep it myself.)