The Art of Darkness

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August 25th, 2010 by Cobwebs

This is the story of four little elves…well, three little elves…wait, two…this is the story of one little elf with a repeat-action pistol.

Swim lessons went well for the boy.I told his dad we should throw him in the deep end.If he swims we save $30.If he sinks he was a witch.

Doesn’t “abominable” sound like you started a word and then fell down a flight of stairs?

I hope I never meet the girl of my dreams, she’s seen me in a lot of awkward situations.

Stupid zombies won’t stay inside their chalk outlines.

Too bad if 90 percent of it is stupid. That’s how creativity works.
— Linus Torvalds

after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he’d drunk himself backward in time.
Texts From Last Night

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  1. xJane Says:

    I really enjoy this series (section of your blog?)—I don’t follow all these people on twitter and probably don’t want to, but I love having the gems presented for my enjoyment. (And clearly, it is all about me…)

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