The Art of Darkness

Seen Online

October 27th, 2010 by Cobwebs

Pope says atheists pick & choose their morals. Correct. Today I will be frowning on child abuse & not having a problem with homosexuality.

Need a cigarette holder, green makeup, and a wheelchair to finish my Halloween costume (Frankenstein Delano Roosevelt).

“…and that’s where my fear of camels comes from…”

Every time you fart as you’re walking through first class getting on a plane, Jesus high-fives your grandmother.

By using the phrase “so random” you agree to the Terms and Conditions in which I stab you in the fucking face 3,000 times.

Tea and fruit bats! #VictorianEraOrgasmYells

A horse walks into a pub. “Why the long face?” asks the barman. The horse, unable to understand language, eats a beer mat.

Halloween costume warning. Once “Slutty Ira Glass” crosses your mind, it’s hard to seriously consider anything else.

Yesterday, stiff legs. Today, stiff back. My body must be practicing to be a corpse.

My neighbors thought the tombstones in my yard were festive until they saw their pets’ names scrawled on them.

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  1. ShellHawk Says:

    I love when you post the “seen online” stuff! They’re always so much fun to read!

    Happy Halloween!

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