The Art of Darkness

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December 14th, 2010 by Cobwebs

A bird in the hand is worth significantly less if you’re Lennie from Of Mice and Men.
nonsequiturific

Accidentally bought a Christmas wraith. Everyone dead.
bengoldacre

In the land of the headless, the Headless Horseman is no better than the next guy. Suck it, Headless Horseman.
thedayhascome

The opposite of having problems is death.
YeahImAshley

Little known fact, vampires are allergic to magnesium. When ignited and shoved down their throat.
Nobody Asked Me…

The reason there were no fish Nazis is simple: Fish Hitler got into fish art school.
donni

This exists. http://twitpic.com/361bzj
badbanana

The worst part of having a monster under my bed is lending it condoms.
sween

Three Wise Men? Three of them? Now I really know the Bible isn’t real.
Paxochka

It’s important to clearly mark which egg nog has been spiked. Write that down. These kids are fucking hilarious though.
NakedNikki

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