Goth outfitter Venom & Bootle is offering a Mohawk toupee for those whose own hair can’t quite manage this kind of Foof Factor. Their “secret formula” for attaching the piece uses “techniques from special FX film make up to bond to your head.”

Huh.

Anyway, it’s £45 (about $90) for a toupee that they say will last about 15 uses, with the caveat that setting it on fire or throwing up on it will shorten its lifespan a bit. Come to think of it, either of those would shorten my lifespan a bit.

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