The Art of Darkness

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March 23rd, 2011 by Cobwebs

This all-you-can-eat buffet is a rip-off. There are so many things I can eat that aren’t here. For instance: crayons.
sween

If I could have dinner w/ any 2 people from history, I’d pick Anne Frank & Hitler, because it would be so awkward for Hitler.
nealbrennan

I cope better with the loud stomping of the lady upstairs if I imagine that she’s a Tyrannosaurus who just was told about masturbation.
AinsleyofAttack

Sleep tight! And if I’m the one who finds your dead body. I will dress you up like a Smurf, and say that’s how I found you.
thomaslennon

Planting a mime in my backyard. Not for a mime tree. Just had to put the body somewhere.
donni

Aquariums are supposed to be stress-reducers, but the one full of lobsters at the grocery store gives off really tense vibes.
Shoebox

the eyes are the windows to the dollhouse I made out of a human skull!!
bubblebathos

If all the farts in this bedroom ever coalesce, that is gonna be one scary ghost.
BarrettChase

I bought my wife a Japanese sex toy but it got away and scuttled up to a corner of the ceiling where it’s now just staring at me. Silently.
peterbyrnes

Does Jesus have a vestigial organ made of Communion wafer? Or does he just hack willy-nilly? “This is my body. That’s a toe!”
sween

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