Listen to the Bananas
You guys, I heart The Bloggess so much.
She recently saw a lifehack about lightly tracing words on banana peels with a toothpick; over several hours the tracing darkens and the words appear.
The person writing the tip suggested writing sweet notes for your kids on their bananas. I promptly went and traced notes on all of our bananas and then immediately forgot about it, until the next day when I heard Victor screaming about how the bananas were talking to him.
She details the rest of the story here and also solicits readers’ suggestions for paranoid-sounding things to write on bananas at the grocery store. There are well over 400 comments so far, with some of my favorites being:
that shirt? really?
The monkeys scare me.
No, I’m not happy to see you.
You’re being followed. NO! Don’t look!
This banana intentionally left blank.
Fuck Apples.
I can foresee a news item about mysterious banana notes popping up in grocery stores worldwide in the very near future.
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